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	<title>A Small Town Girl&#039;s Guide &#187; Sarcasm</title>
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		<title>Missouri Rocks!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:13:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously, it does. I have &#60;a href=&#8221;www.zazzle.com/tshirtdotcom/gifts?cg=196412501840919654&#38;ps=60&#8243; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thank You, Google Calendar</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you, Google Calendar.
First, you auto-reverted yourself to Taipei time, even after I designed you to be set to USA Central Time.
Second, after saving all of my events, which I&#8217;ve spent countless hours researching and updating in Taipei time, you kindly offered to change my calendar to Central Time.
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And what did [...]]]></description>
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<p>First, you auto-reverted yourself to Taipei time, even after I designed you to be set to USA Central Time.</p>
<p>Second, after saving all of my events, which I&#8217;ve spent countless hours researching and updating in Taipei time, you kindly offered to change my calendar to Central Time.</p>
<p>I accepted your gracious offer.</p>
<p>And what did you do? You adjusted all of my calendar entries to the Central Time equivalent of Taipei Time, which has resulted in 4 am art crawls in Ste. Genevieve and midnight hikes in St. Louis.</p>
<p>Every last entry in my Google Calendar is now listed at the wrong time. I&#8217;m not happy with you, Google Calendar. I&#8217;m not happy with you at all.</p>
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		<title>The Cardinals Apologize for Winning the World Series</title>
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